A Christmas Lunch

Ok so today a vendor took us out a Christmas lunch. We went to a great little Italian place. They were extremely busy and it was raining REALLY hard outside so needless to say it was a 2 hour lunch with alot of wine! My boss went to the bathroom and actually got lost coming back to the table. SHe is totally getting deminsia or Alztimers, her memory is totally gone! My co-workers and I have so many "inside" jokes we are kicking each other under the table and trying not to completly crack up at the situation! At dessert time the waiter asked if we wanted any of made from scratch Bailey's. Well of course we WANTED it, but one of my co-workers spoke up and said "if I have any of that I will not be working this afternoon" (AMEN sista!) Well my boss insisted and said "It's the holidays"(with her little smerk!) So after yet another glass of wine and the Baileys as we are leaving she says she has to go to a TACA Board meeting and she will see us tomorrow. WHAT!!! She is not even on that board this year(she is totally going shopping) And need less to say we are back at work, but not working!