Calgon Take Me Away!

I am so cold right now. When is this going to end? I hate the cold, I need to stop bitching, my girl is having a way worse time.
OK, so here I sit at my desk and we share offices with another company. There is a lady that works there that we call the "crazy lady". We normally only see her in passing in the copy room or if she needs to "borrow" something (that she never returns)She has fire red, teazed, wild hair and wears very vibrant clothes. Her voice reberates through the whole office like she is talking through a megaphone! I have the worst headache and want to go tell her to ZIP IT!